By issuing the
sac -nar command, your spirit animal
will be changed to the narwhal.
10 PRINT "DO YOU EAT BOOGERS?" 20 INPUT X 30 IF X="YES" THEN PRINT "YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN.": END 40 IF X="NO" THEN PRINT "WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?"
$ finger man@arms Login: man Name: Duncan Directory: /eternia/heroic_warriors/man Shell: /bin/bashasaurus No mail. Plan: Make Orko clean-up the mess he left in my workshop.
Do not forget to flush the buffer. If you do, the smell will be intolerable.
The Honeywell 6080 can be induced to perform a samba by pressing the button labeled "Samba" on the operator's console1. That mainframe's forté, however, is the foxtrot(2), but the inducement of that particular step is beyond the scope of this tutorial.