Do you read user agreements, privacy statements and all this legal mumbo jumbo on just about every corporate web site. It seems we can't make a purchase without twenty pages of fine print. Have you ever read this stuff. It's horrendous. It's absolutely amazing what rights online companies are trying to take possession of with verbose, intentionally hard to read terms and agreements. For lands sakes don't give them your credit card number witout reading the fine print.

So isn't it about time we took a stand? Isn't it about time we put technology to work to even the score? Isn't it about time for some real democracy where we, the consumer, have a say in our rights online. So how about an editable terms and agreement. It's now possible. Here's an example.



EDITABLE Terms and Agreement (click on a paragraph to edit - JavaScript must be enabled with an html5 capable browser)

This is an agreement between the party of the first part and the party of the second part. The party of the first part hereby agrees to be and to perform as the party of the first party for the term of this agreement and the party of the second part agrees to fulfill agreements saidforth by the party of the second part up and until the party of the first part has concluded their agreement.

Henceforth the party of the second part shall hereby be known as the provider and the the party of the first part shall hereby be known as the consumer. This agreement constitutes the complete and thorough agreement and obligations between the consumer and provider for the term of this agreement. This agreement constitutes the complete and thorough agreement between the provider and the consumer as well as any additional terms set forth by the provider as the provider sees fit.

The provider concludes that nobody reads these terms and agreements anyway and the consumer agrees that the provider can append this agreement at any time at it's convenience or leisure in a reasonable fashion in accordance with the terms of this agreement and saidforth obligations and the consumer does not have to be informed but here wenceforth with shall comply by said appendages with regards to the obligations of the terms of this agreement.. The consumer agrees to be notified of said appendments at the time of the providers inception. The consumer nor provider will append appendments depending on the obligation to the appendment and aggreement obligations.

You the consumer agree to provide the provider with updated and accurate information as soon as you obtain or change your private information. The provider agrees to only distribute this information to affiliates that perform in a profitable nature to the provider and that the consumer can not complain if said information is abused, sold, mutilated, falsified or sold by an affiliate. The provider is also licensed to be an affiliate when and where the condition is necessary for the term of this obligation agreement. In addition the provider reserves the right to market your personal information when and if it proves profitable to the provider, only if and when the provider can make a profit hencforth to your clicking on the link to this page.

The consumer also agrees that any and all property rights to software, your operating system, your data including images, audio, video, text, doc, or pdf files are the sole property of the provider as deemed uploaded or displayed utilizing the provider services, software, or products provided by its affiliates or in the event the provider downloads software that can read or copy said photographs, images, audio, video, text, doc, pdf or xsl files.. You the consumer agree to give up all title to any and all property if it so be decided by an arbitration unit defined in affiliate agreement 1474.882. The consumer agrees the provider does not have to provide all but the last line of the the 3,400 page affiliate agreement and that all conditions will be met by the consumer.

The party of the first part, strike that, the consumer, agrees to be tracked everywhere they go on this web site and not complain about it. In addition, the party of the first part, strike that too, the consumer, agrees to be friended and all their friends be notified when they friend a party of a third or fourth part party in participation of this agreement astoforwith.

You, the consumer agree, that any and all software supplied to you can access your computer system and upload files at any time you, the consumer are connected to the internet. You the consumer also agree that all data uploaded shall immediately become property of the provider and also agree that the provider can download and update any and all software it deems necessary to maintain constant surveillance on the consumer's activities, online. You the consumer agree not to balk about this invasion of privacy.