To: insipidkitten
From: suitor
Subject: My left...
Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2003 07:45:40 -0500

...arm is overly developed from opening doors for ladies ("where is Jay?" "he's working the door again") It's a peculiar look, but I pull it off. My so-called friends, as well as others (mostly the deranged members of society) might describe me as marginally funny. Funny - HaHa. Not funny like the smell when lunch meat goes bad. (is that me!?) Nor, funny like gay. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.) I have 30 yrs of staunch heterosexuality under my belt. (Well, there was one incident in college, but that doesn't count because I was really, really drunk.) Also not funny, as in looking. Do you have an aversion to goiters? Photoshop can do miraculous things. Well if you like silly, easy going, yet cultured and well-traveled guys, let me know. Do you use IM? I'm on AOL and yahoo as: screenname. (And pics of me are posted on www.website.com).

John