To: insipidkitten
From: suitor
Subject: just wanted to say hello =)
Date: Wed, 30 Jul 2003 20:08:58 -0500

Hi!

I just thought I'd drop you a quick email and let you know that I was thoroughly impressed with your profile.

Aside from being a ridiculously beautiful woman, you seem like a genuinely interesting person, so I thought I might as well take the opportunity to say hello and introduce myself.

So... ummm.... "hi"!

My name's John.

So, without sounding like a nervous, dorky 13-yr-old boy -- which is honestly what I feel like right now for some reason -- I just wanted to let you know that I found you extremely intriguing, and I'd love the opportunity to get to know you a little better, through emails, or whatever.

I'm relatively new to the matchmaker thing-- I just joined about a week ago, and it's the first time I've ever tried something like this -- so my profile may not be entirely finished yet, but if you'd like to learn more about me, or see a picture of me, or anything like that, please feel free to email me at user@email.com. I'd be more than happy to send you a pic of my goofy mug, or answer any questions you might have.

Basically, I think I'd just really like to hear from you. =)

Anyway, regardless of whether or not you'd like to write me, I wanted to tell you that you seem like a bright, witty and amazingly attractive woman. =) I'm trying really hard to avoid sounding like a complete cheese-ball here, but I honestly cannot tell you just how paralyzingly adorable I think you are. I'm sure you get compliments like this all the time, but if for some inexplicable reason you don't, I hope that you start hearing them more often in the future, because you're certainly deserving of them.

Hope to hear from you soon!

And if not, good luck in whatever you do!

Thanks, and nice to meet you!

--John

Oh yeah-- if you want to email my "normal" address, please feel free to-- it's user@email.com. (Or user at e m a i l dot com, in case I'm being censored by "The Man". Hee hee... )