The Stupendous Chrissy Parker Project
An Experiment in Online Dating

In "The Stupendous Chrissy Parker Project", I assumed the identity of "Chrissy Parker," and virtually traveled across the country by changing my zip code every day on an Internet dating service. After Chrissy's trek was over, I moved her permanently to Barrow, Alaska, where she's content and without desire, meditating on the Aurora Borealis. Love letters by city, as well as her dating service profile, are linked below.

Cross-Country - here are Chrissy's love letters. Over the course of six days, Chrissy accumulated 89 love letters from men in New York, Atlanta, Chicago, Austin, Denver, and San Francisco.

Profile - here is Chrissy's internet dating service profile. She was designed to be the perfect woman, and the perfect mate: smart, but not so much schooling as to be intimidating; financially secure at an altruistic job (but doesn't make more than you), an "old-fashioned girl," lots of turn-ons, her chest is her best feature, etc.

The girl in the photo, Chrissy's face, is a webcam photo of my ex-girlfriend at the age of 17. Don't worry -- she's aware of the existence of this project. She will, of course, remain anonymous :)