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05 jul 06 "does this question make my butt look fat?" great question -- maybe wins a gold star for "most creative" or "most dada". answer: yes. see, if your butt weren't threatening to look fat at all times, this question wouldn\t need to be asked. clearly, there are some fatt-butt issues going on here -- your butt is always, in your mind, fat. you're merely worried that the presence of this question makes it appear fat to others, which indicates your own fatt-butt thoughts. and, we all know about self-fulfilling prophesies; your psychic forces will make your butt fat. so, do not ask this question, for it will expand and flabbify your butt. the only reason people care what others think about them is that it affects the way they think about themselves. so ultimately, the question is "do i think this question makes my butt look fat?" and the anwswer is "yes" -- if it were "no," then the question would never have been raised. if "this question" referred to a question other than the original question (it was not self-referential), and the question is "where's the slaughterhouse?", asked while drooling in a bib, then the question most definitely makes your butt look fat. |
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