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21 mar 07What are your thoughts on the death penalty?
19 mar 07Can I be in your animation as a God?
10 mar 07consider these questions "answered"
23 feb 07SPECIAL BULLETIN
20 feb 07I have personally seen the Forth bumper sticker.
20 feb 07Napster, Play for Pay, DRM, Digital downloads, media exchange, user rights vs artists/corporate media rights etc.
20 feb 07Describe your "fashion sense".
08 feb 07do you have any personality disorders?
07 feb 07did you just have your mom make an animation in flash?
06 feb 07What do you think about techy buzzwords? Web 2.0, etc?
06 feb 07are you doing other lame flash stuff that you want to show off nevertheless?
05 feb 07will you make something that hypnotizes me?
29 jan 07Of course you could get through a single chapter of Moby Dick.
29 jan 07Bam! http://www.somegames.net/index.html
28 jan 07How does somebody with a self-professed sickness for obsessively fixing style and grammar and holds vanilla HTML up to XhTMl capitalization standards justify writing everything in lower-case.
28 jan 07The tangents in Moby Dick are what make it a good book!
28 jan 07Time Travel?
28 jan 07ffgdfgfgg
23 jan 07Mass extinction or mass evolution?
23 jan 07Thomas Jefferson wasn't an atheist.
23 jan 07I can't believe you play 'Bill the Demon' and 'Stardust.'
23 jan 07Could you be the man that writes the next great American Novel?
23 jan 07why do you hate wonko?
20 jan 07Could you please elaborate on the concept of intuition?
19 jan 07How was your Christmas? Did you have a fun New Year?
20 jan 07does it matter if a man is circumsised or not?
19 jan 07The thing that confuses me is how people aren't <I>embarassed</I> about favoring Asian girls.
18 jan 07Is a fish that has evil-looking teeth but CLAIMS to be a flounder, actually of the non-flounder persuasion?
18 jan 07why is it so hard to get a band somewhere in australia?
10 jan 07Hello. <a href="http://www.tMUYXASCVW2.com"> MUYXASCVW2 </a> [url=http://www.tMUYXASCVW3.com] MUYXASCVW3 [/url] Thanks
07 jan 07What do you think about common perceptions of your country's "flyover states"?
05 jan 07You're stranded on a 1-square mile island in the middle of the pacific. Survivalist or Optomist?
01 jan 07 me == drunk
31 dec 06What is it about the pull of drugs? (31 dec 06 update!)
29 dec 06What is your goal for the new year.
28 dec 06show us the new boom box!
28 dec 06A little angry about this, aren't we?
25 dec 06tired.com
24 dec 06This "blog-like entity" is ready to evolve. What does it become?
24 dec 06Describe the differences between different programming languages
23 dec 06Speeking of eggplants, how much moisture can you get out of an average sized eggplant using force or chem. reaction.
23 dec 06Do you miss someone?
14 dec 06Are you stuck in the Nirvana grunge self-depracating scene?
14 dec 06What is your opinion on the "right to privacy"
14 dec 06do you think a master cleansing diet would give me a better looking ass than angelina jolie?
08 dec 06Gats in holsters, girls on shoulders.
08 dec 06How many of your friends dig orientals?
08 dec 06Spanking Children aka physical punishment. What is happening today, What should be the ideal situation, and what is going to happen in the future?
03 dec 06Can a solo rendition of "Classical Gas" be performed well?
22 nov 06you couldn't have written it better...
21 nov 06you ran away from the abortion question?
21 nov 06whats masterbation?
20 nov 06Your take on interactions with the "real world" is more entertaining than your philosophical ramblings.
08 nov 06what's with the firstname.lastname format for gmail usernames?
04 nov 06Oppressing the Peripheral Opposition in barnacle: "Blog-Like Entity" and Symbol
29 oct 06Is a certain group of high school friends slowly drifting apart?
28 oct 06On your entry on who is tougher "Gurkhas" or "Sikhs"...
28 oct 06yay you're back!
28 oct 06Euthanasia, any thoughts, ideas, and feelings on it?
24 oct 06What advise would you give to a college dropout besides confessing to your parents that you've spent all these years fooling around?
18 oct 06a bunch of questions
18 oct 06do you miss soundgarden?
15 oct 06im not sure if i really dislike you, i cant make up my mind
14 oct 06Onions and routers
05 oct 06Do you think modern science is imitating science fiction, in either form or function?
04 oct 06where did the word "Hacker" come from?
01 oct 06Are humans responsible for global warming?
30 sep 06What would happen if you were offered retarded pussy from MC?
29 sep 06What's your favorite program you have created.
29 sep 06http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/35603.mp3
27 sep 06What are your thoughts on "Web 2.0"?
25 sep 06What do you think of ELAINE er...umm (guessing) from seinfeld?
25 sep 06What are the odds of you getting retarded pussy at MC?
25 sep 06Can I have some cream and Java?
24 sep 06Care to expand on your feelings about ESR?
22 sep 06I missed two questions!
19 sep 06Is the NAACP a racist organization?
18 sep 06What are your feelings on feminine hygiene products?
16 sep 06What do you think of those Herpes commercials?
15 sep 06Whats new in your life?
14 sep 06Is everything an equation to you?
12 sep 06If Keichu had done so, could he be called the master wheel-maker?
12 sep 06how many unarmed men does it take to kill a full grown kodiak bear?
08 sep 06Show us the new laptop.
07 sep 06hester Prynnes hobbie
06 sep 06What is good music?
06 sep 06What's the low-down on the aforementioned stuffed turtle?
04 sep 06Does the weather affect your answers?
03 sep 06Are you feeling fat and sassy today?
30 aug 06What is the most simple, yet elegant mathematical expression?
30 aug 06why was the color red chosen to represent stop and green chosen to represent go?
30 aug 06What does it all mean?
29 aug 06do you have any tattoos?
29 aug 06What is the best long term diet for the least amount of money?
28 aug 06how do you feel about the casserole?
28 aug 06what is a cucoo?
28 aug 06Whats the most intricate ASCII drawing you can make in a day.
26 aug 06do you like to puff the magic dragon?
25 aug 06What is the origin of 'barnacle' ?
24 aug 06What inspires your "art" projects.
24 aug 06Cxu vi parolas Esperanton?
23 aug 06how do you feel about chicken pox parties?
23 aug 06why did you say you were leaving sdf but you really didn't?
23 aug 06so you're saying the potato smells like ass?
21 aug 06What is the largest visual chemical reaction you can make using only the chemicals found in your house right now.
20 aug 06Describe the stench of the potato.
03 aug 06 What does a carrot stuck through the middle of a potato look like after 1 month of haning in the back window of your car (18 aug 06 update!)
18 aug 06Why don't you come to my office so i can play with your feet?
11 aug 06is a tortoise an amphibian?
08 aug 06When will you create the first "delivery man blog"?
04 aug 06Is being gay genetic?
03 aug 06Can you turn a straight person gay?
03 aug 06Can everything be explained with numbers?
03 aug 06are you going to be gone until august 16th, and unable to answer any questions until then, and quite possibly until some time after, if there is a significant backlog?
03 aug 06how do I lose weight in a healthy manner
29 jul 06How would you solve the crisis in the middle east
28 jul 06Are you going to ever get another pet?
26 jul 06What is the most uncomfortable question I can ask you?
24 jul 06Does the drummer of a band deserve equal revenue sharing?
24 jul 06 Everyone loves you...don't you know that?
23 jul 06 Does time exist?
22 jul 06 Who killed John Kennedy?
20 jul 06 Could you please name your best friend or are you going to duck out of this question?
18 jul 06 Is this the LEAST" credible ruling party since Idi Amin?
18 jul 06 If Batman's costume is designed to instill fear, what is up with Robin's get-up and what emotion does it evoke from Gotham City's most hardened criminals?
17 jul 06 Why is Pat Robertson still legal?
16 jul 06 If the Flash, traveling at 700 MPH arrives at an open bar at 10:30AM, how does that tallest building manage to remain standing?
16 jul 06 i heard that u got a donkey dick. Is it true?
15 jul 06 How are you doing in general?
15 jul 06 If Senator Al Gore had "won" the 2000 election, but Alpesh was sworn in by mistake, would we be stuck with the "C" average, leader of the free world, that we currently have today?
15 jul 06 Why is Al's brother so fucked up?
13 jul 06 Fill in the blanks
13 jul 06 Is time travel possible either towards the future or the past?
12 jul 06 My son is 2 years old. Will he have to battle cyborg/terminators or talking apes ( not Republicans) when he is an adult?
11 jul 06 0100100001101111011101110010...
11 jul 06 How do I pick up hot chicks?
11 jul 06 who is cooler transformers or gi joe?
11 jul 06 Why can zombieism only be transmitted via a bite?
11 jul 06 Who is tougher the Sikhs or the Gurhka's?
10 jul 06 What is "law"?
10 jul 06 Do you believe in the "Big Bang Theory?"
10 jul 06 What does it mean about modern linguistics when we do not know the source of the word that is used to describe the source of all words?
10 jul 06 How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
10 jul 06 Who's better Michael Jordan or Larry Bird?
09 jul 06 When are you getting married?
09 jul 06 How can I replicate the supple back post up basketball move you are a master of?
09 jul 06 What's the criteria to having a *att perfect site?
09 jul 06 Which is the worst movie you've ever seen?
08 jul 06 what is a schweinhund and are you one?
07 jul 06 Do you ramble in technicalities so you can escape answering the question in its simplest form?
07 jul 06 Do the Old Testament, New Testament, and/or Koran fall under the category of MYTHOLOGY?
06 jul 05 what is your obsession with asian women?
05 jul 06 what will your next character be for a role playing game you'll never play?
05 jul 06 does this question make my butt look fat?
05 jul 06 What do you think of HELEN of troy?
05 jul 06 Can we ask personal questions such as 'when are you coming over for dinner?'
03 jul 06 Would the answers change before and after you masterbate?
03 jul 04 Which generally arouses a stronger emotional response in a person food or masterbation?
01 jul 06 What's the meaning of Skinny Puppy's "Assimilate"?
30 jun 06 Explain Nietzsche's Anti-Realism
30 jun 06 Is there an unseen war going on in the subframe of our civilization between forces loyal to the True-* and those of the Anti-* with ancient blade and energy weapon which will only end when you and the beast meet at Armageddon??
29 jun 06 asses get creme?
28 jun 06 Why is it Upside down , why not downside up?
28 jun 06 Why do we drive on parkways and park in drive ways?
27 jun 06 what is?
26 jun 06 Why do women generally find hairy backs so unnattractive?
26 jun 06 Is Ken Wilber's Integral Theory bullshit?
26 jun 06 What's your real name
26 jun 06 What should you do if you can't sleep and you're watching the hours pass, knowing that you have to get up sooner and sooner to face some trying task?
25 jun 06 In an earlier response, you describe yourself as both friendly and antisocial. Care to elaborate?
25 jun 06 Would having a steady stream of sex put a stop to all this nonsense?
23 jun 06 what are some ways you could attract more random visitors to this page?
23 jun 06 what do you get if you multiply six by nine?
22 jun 06 How do I get stubborn stains out of my upholstery?
22 jun 06 who is the anti-you and when will you fight him/her/it/they?
21 jun 06 Do you think Shakira will come to sweden on her worldtour?
20 jun 06 How do you know if you have "made a huge mistake" of your life?
20 jun 06 Should excessive flatulence be considered a disability and recognized under the 1990 Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA)?
20 jun 06 How many lick does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
20 jun 06 When do we start "dying"?
19 jun 06 What's the best place to take someone on a first date, where one needs deniability that it was a date in the first place should things go awry?
19 jun 06 what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
19 jun 06 is there anything that you don't know?
19 jun 06 is it true, as wise men, from Dante to Bono, have been propounding for ages, that one must reach the utter bottom before s/he can hope to attain the "glorious radiance" known as the Contemplative Life?
19 jun 06 When will we have a Boricua president in this country?
19 jun 06 Is there a rule of thumb about how long a person can go without a shower before they start to stink, assuming they haven't been sweating inordinately?
19 jun 06 At what age should one start worrying about smelling like an old person?
19 jun 06 wtf? what is Katy? SLUT WHORE
18 jun 06 What is your opinion on Web sites like Meathenge?
18 jun 06 Will any or all of the following names get my future child beat up in school?
18 jun 06 is nothing something?
18 jun 06 What would you request as your last meal?
18 jun 06 What makes Al Gor do what he does?
18 jun 06 what is the solution to the Riemann hypothesis?
16 jun 06 what's going on here?

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