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22 jul 06 "Who killed John Kennedy?" lee harvey oswald and his semi-bionic clone, under the direction of the tri-lateral comission and with the help of space aliens lead by jesus. it's been documented that people towards the "sick" end of the schizotypal continuum follow a predictable pattern in their paranoia: at first, they start with government conspiracies (NSA wiretaps, kennedy assassination, secret service poisoning the drinking water, etc). next, they move on to "new world order" conspiracies (secret societies like the tri-lateral commission, the illuminati, skull and bones, etc, which run the world). then, they arrive at space aliens (abduct us, among us, are us, etc). finally, the disturbed progresses to pseudo-religious conspiracies, like yahweh being some sort of ancient desert creature who's out to get us (plausible). it just gets crazier and crazier. kennedy assassination conspiracies are pretty tame compared to what lies dormant in the suspicious mind. then, all of these conspiracies start to merge: the aliens, tri-lateral comission and jesus all get tied-up into one ambiguous conspiracy-object, which is in all essence the theorist's godhead. things go so deep, and are so entangled, that at this point all he can say is "there's something going on -- something BIG". his conspiracy is that there is a single entity controlling everything, composing reality, providing all illusions of consciousness, etc. if you stay on the conspiracy track, you eventually arrive at your own religion. this is quite interesting, even though the mosad is tracking your visits to that site via CIA agents employed by google. actually, it's known that google has hired ex-spooks. QED for someone. why has the kennedy assassination captured the american imagination as it has, and furthermore, who gives a shit? this is one of those questions that doesn't interest me at all, but i'm going to use it as an excuse to barf out some ASCII, because i'm getting so few questions these days. i think maybe nobody cares. however, i am still 100% certain that about three or four people are submitting all of the questions. it's so much easier to read than it is to write. YOU SUCK why does it matter who killed JFK? he's dead, and whoever shot him did it for some reason. if it was a big secret conspiracy involving the government, then that implies that the government uses secretive, coercive measures to control its population. the hell, you say! it's 10:07, and i have to leave for work in friggin half an hour. i've been working a lot lately, because people have quit, and suddenly i'm one of the "key" employees (and most senior driver), upon whose mighty and weary shoulders the whole organization rests. this is old hat, and always happens in restaurant-retail; if you stick around for longer than two months, you find yourself as one of the old guard. i'm finally starting to realize what a huge pain in the ass it must be to manage one of these places. well, to manage it well, at least. labor is always unstable in restaurant-retail, so its managers are accustomed to employees who simply don't show one day, and disappear forever; they're pretty commonplace, actually. as a result, these places are basically always looking for help. the turnover is so massive in restaurant-retail that every joint is almost always understaffed, or is at least willing to over-staff in anticipation of the inevitable vanishing of a good portion of its current staff, and is consequently always hiring. good to know if you ever need a job in a pinch. "welcome to mcdonalds, may i take your order?" the problem is, i hate retail like i hate no other. restaurant is ok -- at least i can get behind that on an ideological level. but retail is just horrible. not only that, but i'm sick -- i have a cold. and i've been working these nine hour workdays. when i complain to colleagues, they say "pshhh...that's nothing! i work 80 hours a week!" yeah, well...i don't send $1,000 a month to my eight brothers in kazakhstan, or whatever. but that's not the whole story -- immigrants aren't just motivated to send money home. they also get bitten by the american money bug, and start to enjoy making money for its own sake, forgetting that the reason you earn money is, ostensibly, so that you can enjoy life. when that life is spent in some greasy, 120 degree hellhole of a kitchen, the circular reasoning there becomes obvious. but, apparently, not obvious enough. this is all conspiratorily related to the JFK assassination. |
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