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21 aug 06

"What is the largest visual chemical reaction you can make using only the chemicals found in your house right now."

FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF THE DECEASED:

MR. smith PASSED AWAY THIS AFTERNOON AFTER MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA IN AN ATTEMPT TO FULFILL THIS SUBMITTER'S WISHES AND ANSWER HIS OR HER QUESTION. THE ENSUING CHLORINE GAS HORRIBLY BURNED MR. smith'S LUNGS, AND HE DROWNED IN HIS OWN BLOOD, IN AGONY, ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR, DESPERATELY BURBLING OUT YOUR NAME IN THE FINAL SECONDS OF HIS MISERABLE LIFE. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

AN INVESTIGATION OF THE IP ADDRESS 208.195.70.41 WILL FOLLOW, IN LIGHT OF THIS INCIDENT.

SINCERELY,

BILLIOUS T. WANKERLOAF, FBI

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