A Blog-like Entity

08 dec 06

How many of your friends dig orientals?

lots.

don't tell them i said this, but when the movie "memoirs of a geisha" came out, i mused on asking them and their brides on a group outing to go see it.

the whole thing is a bit embarrassing, actually. or at least i imagine it would be embarrassing, if, for instance, everyone was at some get-together like a wedding or funeral, and there are all of these white men paired with asian women standing around. an observing alien entity would presume these to be the default forms for the male and female of the species, which turns out to be true in some environments, such as star trek conventions, if the attendees had any girlfriends at all. ie, if they did have girlfriends, they would be asian. but instead they go home and wank to anime, and fantasize about having an asian girlfriend, ideally one who runs around in her panties like the cyborg-girl in "ghost in a shell".

i actually covered extremely similar ground in a way, way, way earlier question.

but why would you not be into asians? white american girls are ugly. their northern european skin and hair is all blemished, crisped, and wrinkly from the north american sun (have a look at a sioux or pawnee sometime), they're fat, and they have big, glacial, assymetrical facial bones. asian women are cute -- they look like little anime dolls, with their teensy noses and soft, smooth, uniform skin. they're more feminine. black american girls have beautiful faces and skin, but they tend to be morbidly obese.

especially nice are southeast asian women, who have the tits and ass to back it all up, a natural healthy tan, and aren't so cerebral as to drive you to suicide at around your 20th anniversary.

some people say that asian (oriental, as you say) women aren't as bitchy, but this isn't really true anymore, unless you sail off to the actual orient to capture one, as is sometimes done via the JET program.

insert the word "most" or "some" where you deem necessary. boy, i'm glad my name is off of this thing.